New "Linspire:
The utimate Windows security patch." - Webmaster
"Longhorn, when used in the context of Microsoft's
upcoming release, is only just slightly pornographic."
- Webmaster: In reference to Longhorn Beta release in June 2004
"Sometimes the funniest things happen for the most
sinister of purposes." - Webmaster's Proverb #7
"If you are alienated by underhanded Microsoft tactics, have I got the
operating system for you..." - Webmaster
Archive
"If
it has anything to do with Linspire, there is probably a link to it
here somewhere." - Webmaster
"Saddam
Hussein may be in bed with Satan, but it's people like Bill
Gates and Steve Ballmer that come over for the occasional orgy." -
Webmaster: South Park Reference
"I
looked through many Windows for something better and found it in the
form of a well-dressed penguin." - Webmaster's Proverb #1.
"I
would rather pay for good software than be paid to put up with
garbage." - Webmaster's Proverb #2
"Using
Windows is like using a public restroom at a wayside gas
station. You don't want to, but are compelled to do so; you need
a really big key to get in; the lock on the door doesn't work right so
other people can can walk in on you at any time; and, if you are not
careful, you may contract a virus." - Webmaster's Proverb #3
"Steve Ballmer is not worthy enough to suck my tadpoles." - Webmaster:
Quote from Linspire Forums.
"If I can do it, it's not art." - Anonymous.
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid. Just don't abuse the
privilege." - Anonymous.
"90% of being smart is knowing what you are dumb at." - Webmaster's
Proverb #4
"Rule #3: There is an exception to every rule." - Webmaster's Proverb #5
"First rule of holes: when you're in one, stop digging." - Webmaster's
Proverb #6
"Statistically
speaking from a murphy's law standpoint, any product that is highly
anticipated that is issued a deadline ultimately fails to meet that
deadline due to some unforseen event or problem." - Webmaster's Proverb
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