Harvey's Computer
A parable of a problematic PC



Ode to Harvey's Computer

O Harvey's computer
I knew it well
just what it would run
no one could tell.

Linspire, knoppix,
and Windows XP
Ubuntu and Suse
Nothing could give poor Harvey glee.

So it was there and then that Harvey did yell
"I'm getting a new motherboard!"
and threatened to send his old one
straight to hell.

It was then the Linspire engineers
held up their hand
"Wait old harvey boy!
Belay that command!"

"We know that mother board has caused
nothing but dread,
but don't throw it away,
Give it to us instead."

So Harvey obliged
and sent it away
now he awaits his new board
which he is sure will arrive someday.

So if you have some hardware
that fills you with ire
don't throw it away
send it to Linspire! Very Happy