Owning Longhorn (Vista) sounds great, but do you really want all the crap that
goes with it?
Want to know what it's like to get screwed by a bull? Buy
Longhorn.
Owning longhorn will be a lot like owning a pet: It will cost a great
deal of money to adopt; you will have to feed it updates on a regular
basis; it will consume vast amounts of hard drive; you will need to
keep it clean each and every time it gets dirty; and the only way to
keep it out of trouble is to cut its balls off.
Longhorn's supposed improved security is like a cow with digestive
problems: just a lot of bulls***.
How much will Longhorn cost? Let's just say this cow isn't the
one getting milked.
Buying Longhorn will not demonstrate your individuality - it's more
like herd mentality.
Buying Longhorn? Wow, that's a lot of cowpie. Hope it
tastes as good as it smells.
