The Adventures of
Unreadable Guy!
When
a mild-mannered doctor from Seattle discovered his atrociously bad
handwriting could not be examined, he realized he had the incredible
powers of unreadability!
"Forget
Blankman!" he exclaimed, "Here's a superhero
for the 21st century: Unreadable Guy!"
Hey
look! There's
Unreadable Guy!
Where?
I don't see him!
He's
right there! Can't you see the symbol on the
front of his uniform?
What
symbol?
Is that
a letter or a jackalope?
I'm
not sure, I can't read it.
I still
don't see what you guys are looking at!
Hey,
what's that blur he's fighting?
What?
Oh, that's Censorship Man.
I can
see the blur, but where's the other guy?
Looks
like Censorship Man is getting the upper
hand.
Yup,
mistook the symbol on the front of his uniform
for an offending sign.
The End
History: DC tried to release the
comic book based on the superhero: The Adventures of Unreadable Guy; but wound up with 10 blank pages and an ad for a video
game.
Collectors advise
that if you somehow got a hold of the pulped comic that you hold onto
it as it may be worth money someday.