Soccer Player Gives Linspire An A+

by Josh Tordsen

For the last couple of months, I have played host one of the professional soccer players for our local team. Shortly after he moved in, he requested a computer so that he could stay in touch with his friends from SW Missouri State and his family from Minnesota.

What he got was not at all what he expected. The computer was a Pentium II 233 with 96Mb RAM and a 3.2Gb hard drive running Linspire 4.5. It took the computer a couple of minutes to boot completely and there was a little confusion over the chat applet as to whether or not it would do MSN (it does). Not exactly top of the line.

Now this was an athlete, mind you, not an uber-geek. He had never even heard of Linspire and barely knew what an operating system even was.

"I am going to use you as a guinea pig for this new operating system I'm selling," I told him. "If you have any problems or it won't do what you want it to, just let me know and I will see what I can do."

I gave him a 1 minute "here's where everything is" tutorial and he never complained and he never called for a problem.

It is now July and my soccer player has returned to SW Missouri State. Just before he left, I asked him to fill out a self-designed Linspire evaluation form. He did so happily. These are the results:

Rating: Bad 1 - 5 Good

1. How well did Linspire Perform for you? Rating: 5
2. Did you Experience any lockups or freezes? Rating: 5  ZERO
3. Did the software on the system meet your needs? Rating: 5
4. Was Linspire easy to use? Rating: 5
5. How well did it surf the Internet? Rating: 5
6. How well did the Chat applet work? Rating: 5
7. Did the games perform well? Rating: 4
8. Overall score. Rating: 5

When you add the numbers up, the score comes out to be 97.5%. I was astonished. I sure that he experienced some sort of problem, even a minor one that, out of courtesy, he kept quiet about. But the scores seem to indicate otherwise. Not bad for an old piece of crap computer running Linspire.