What's So Funny about Lindows?
By JaceMan

I just thought I would make this post to let everyone know about an event that happened the other night that I thought was rather fascinating.

I am currently making about half the income I was a little more than a year ago, as I am now working for a Networking Help Desk that provides support to business guests staying in hotels with high speed internet.

Basically they call us when they have trouble connecting to Al Gore's internet. Anyway...

The other day, one of my fellow co-workers answers the phone with, "Thank you for calling The Connected Help Desk. What hotel and city are you calling from?" ... "And what version of Windows are you using today sir?" ... "Ok then, what version of Mac OS are you running?" ... "Uhm, did you say Lindows? Could you please hold sir?"

So he places the guy on hold and starts laughing. He tells those of us around him that he's talking to some idiot who says he's using Lindows. Everybody laughs along with him, except for me. I ask him, "What's so funny?" He replies, "Dude, the guy says he's using Lindows."

I gather that my co-worker has never heard of Lindows and thinks the guy he is talking to is simply some schmuck too dumb to know what he is actually using -- so I ask him to transfer the call to me.

I take the call to find that the gentleman is using a Laptop given to him by his company that is running LindowsOS 4.5. Three short minutes later I have him up and running on the wireless network.

When I get off the call, all of my co-workers are looking at me strangely and want to know what Lindows is. I go on to explain the Linspire story and take them to Linspire.com; where the same goofball who made fun of the caller for saying "Lindows" instead of Windows begins studying the site and after a few minutes says, "What's the big deal? It's just like Mandrake." I tell him, "Yeah, in the sense that they're both Linux." He said, "Ah, they're all the same thing." I told him they weren't hardly the same thing at all, and I was actually a Lifetime Linspire Insider which means I get access to beta releases, discounts, inside information, and the ability to test new technology.

In response to my confession of being a Linspire Insider and still holding onto his cynical and "Smart Alec" attitude he replies, "I'm sorry."

Rather than fight back I simply ask him, "Why?"

"It's obviously good stuff if that guy had to call in and get support because he couldn't get it to work."

I grinned and replied, "Well, that's our first Linspire call ever. How many Windows callers have you supported today?"

He finally shut up!